Dacder's Application

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

Name: Dacder
Age: 16 (And 11 months)
Country & Timezone: United States of America, GMT -8 (PST)
Steam name (link if possible): Dacder, /profiles/76561198018636041

Gaming Experience: 4 1/2 years of RTW1. 3 Months of Rome 2.

Previous Clan(s) & reasons for leaving:
HEAVEN- Noob clan in Rome 1.
Sith (Rome 1): It was highly inactive and they would not let me join GERUDO whilst being in Sith (Sith was exclusively Rome 1)
SM (Rome 1): It died.
GERUDO: Bear with me...this was a little over 2 years ago. I was immature then, immature and stupid. I got into trouble because I continuously made fun of Mefisto's grammar and pretty much left only in name. I would not have been allowed to stay in GERUDO regardless.
Sith (Rome 2): The clan simply is not for me. The atmosphere is not what I want in a clan. The clan is more a group of players playing a game than a group of friends hanging out while playing the game. I'm sure you understand the difference.

How did you hear about the Ides of March?
Originally, I saw an IDE tag on some old members of GERUDO and grew curious. I mostly found out about you that way.

Why do you want to join our clan?
I am looking for a friendly atmosphere where I can play TW. Knowing some of the members from my time in GERUDO and generally seeing what this clan seems to be about, it seems like a very good fit for me.

What qualifies you to join?
I am active on TW and forums. I try not only to improve myself but to really be a positive for the community around me. I recently hosted a tournament which proved to be a success, and plan to probably host more in the future.

What are you looking forward to most?
Getting to know and having friendly conversations with the members of IDE.

What are your concerns coming into the clan?
That you're all secretly aliens and will probe me.

If you could pick any two people to be your parents... who would you pick and why?
Donald Trump and Bill Gates....I like money.

What are some hobbies you partake in?
Videogames.
Being Lazy.
Not getting girls.
Watching sports (GO KINGS!)

Do you root for or against Lebron James and why (If not a sports fan, you can leave blank)
Against Lebron because:
watch?v=4fSlLdXNzPw (Youtube video)
And because he's good and that makes me oh so jealous.

Do you know any members in the Ides of March?
Simon, Yarben, Jonasnee, maybe others?

I currently play Shogun 2 ( very new to it though), Rome 2 (pretty new to it) and on occasion I'll hope on Rome 1.

Posts : 112 Join date : 2013-08-11

gl with your app.

Posts : 94 Join date : 2013-08-29

yeh, good luck, mate. I think you're one of the few that didn't pick his own parents Smile

Posts : 18 Join date : 2014-03-25

gl with your app man.

Admin Posts : 744 Join date : 2013-07-16

Gl with the app dacder.

Those old gerudo days were indeed not your best. But as you say i hope you have matured during the past years Smile

ps: yours and broskis apps are probably the best that i have seen in a while

Posts : 99 Join date : 2013-07-23

Best of luck to you! I'm not much of a Rome guy but I hope we can get some games together in the future.

Admin Posts : 744 Join date : 2013-07-16

Ok, congratulations Dacder. Your application has been accepted. You will now begin a period of recruitment until becoming a full member. For now you shall be known as
-IDE(R)- Dacder

Come join us in battle and on group chat!! The best way to become friends with other clan members is to be active on the forum and be on steam chat.

And remember,

Beware the Ides of March!

Posts : 57 Join date : 2014-02-25

yes yes a rome 2 player ,gl with ur app

Admin Posts : 148 Join date : 2014-01-20

gl hf mate

Admin Posts : 744 Join date : 2013-07-16

Dacder, i have for you a very important question. It is vital to your application. Your acception into the clan will depend on the quality of your answer.

the question:
If a regular woman has an argument with Sheldon Cooper Phd (TBBT), who would win the argument?
Keep in mind that on the internet (so we) accept the general rule that a woman always wins an argument. Explain your answer, use examples.

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

A regular woman would of course win the argument. Everyone knows that the universe itself bows to the might of the female, so in order to please her it changes itself to suit her needs, even when it should not:

watch?v=ig6eq2lcsQI (youtube vid)

Plus, the woman can threaten to make Sheldon Cooper sleep on the couch and not get any action for a month. He is smart enough to know that the argument is simply not worth this price. Therefore, the women wins.

Admin Posts : 744 Join date : 2013-07-16

You know that Sheldon Cooper doesn't give a fuck about physical relationships with both men and women? So that undermines your argument.. keep guessing :p

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

The laws of the universe still contort to a woman's need because of her power:

Excerpt from this highly scientific article written by Cracked.com:

"The power of boobs should not be underestimated".

There you have it. Mother Nature herself is a woman too, so of course she should favor her kind.

Admin Posts : 744 Join date : 2013-07-16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMALWe0IPyA

mother nature used boobs.. it was not very effective.
Sheldon used don't give a shit.. It is super effective.

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

Remember children, NEVER play with fireworks!

Dacder's Application 2qvgork

Posts : 8 Join date : 2014-06-10

Lmao first volley already got around 1000 kills.

If fire rockets had ammo upgrade can you imagine that? Razz

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

I'm so tempted to get one with increased damage just to see what happens.

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

Yarben wrote:: mother nature used boobs.. it was not very effective.
Sheldon used don't give a shit.. It is super effective.

What if there was a girl so hot...it made him care?

There is one for every man. I mean, when the average guy is all "OMG HAWT GRILLS", there has to be a breaking point.

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

I am back from my vacation and ready to once more lose horribly to better players! Very Happy

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

Gonna be gone for the next week. All of y'all have fun and don't do drugs...wait until I come back for that.

Admin Posts : 744 Join date : 2013-07-16

Hey dacder,

You have been waiting long for a respons on your app. But i am dissapointed that we will have to let you wait a little longer. Due to summer time a lot of our members are on holiday. Which has effect on the clan activity.

We can't make a fair judgement over the app if we ourselves are not that focussed on it.

Be patient. An answer will come!

GL and remember to Beware the Ides

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

That's fine, Yarben. I can wait. Thanks for making me aware of why there is a delay, I appreciate it.

That said, I should be mostly active again now.

Admin Posts : 744 Join date : 2013-07-16

Greetings,

You have completed the recruitment period. You are now a full member of our clan.
From now on you shall be known as:

-IDE- Dacder

As a recruit you have shown great commitment to our clan. We now hope you continue this now that you are a full member. Keep checking the forum and join us in the clan chat. This helps improve clan communication and friendship. Take a look at the Arena for more information about the game and tactics. If you are looking for tournaments you can check out the Warfields. You should also make a profile in the Members Chamber on the forum: https://ide-mar.forumotion.com/f20-member-chambers

Lets have some great times. We shall rise together and show people,
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

Posts : 25 Join date : 2014-06-11

Thanks guys. It's been a fun recruitment period, and so shall it be a fun time in the clan.

BEWARE THE IoM...I mean IDE!

Posts : 94 Join date : 2013-08-29

lol, congrats mate.

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